December 2011
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How teens and adults text:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
hilaryskank:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
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me: *walks out of room*
parents: OMG SHE'S OUT OF HER CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
me: *gets food. goes back in room*
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me: omg lets be friends
person: ok
/never talk again
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rules of tumblr
blogsaretough:
don’t have this theme:
that’s it
volonta:
“I’m not like most girls.”
22,387 notes.
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Me: *turns on car radio*
Radio Station 1: "My heart's a stere-"
Me: SHUT UP *change*
Radio Station 2: "You make me feel the"
Me: FUCK *change*
Radio Station 3: "I'm sexy and I kno-"
ME: *turns car into oncoming traffic*
operator: 911 emergency what seems to be the problem
me: ther... there's someones in the house
operator: who is in the house sir
me: .......C...ory........
operator: .......
me: please help me
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